Petra Gud karlsson
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You: im god
Stranger: that's cool
Stranger: reveal thy self to me
You: i might
Stranger: for i am a disbeliever
You: yeah me too
Stranger: fuck you god
You: i dont really belive in myself
You: i got pretty low selfesteem
Stranger: i wouldn't to if i were you
You: yah i kinda suck
Stranger: how come?
You: i dont really do anyting
You: im just layin in heaven
Stranger: so what?
You: seen lucifer around?
Stranger: yeah fucked him last night
You: me too!
You: he´s awsome
Stranger: sweet
You: his like really hot!
You: like hot hot
Stranger: yeaeh he really rocked my balls
You: nice
You: its pretty sad i will have to kill hij one day
Stranger: not really
Stranger: he's great inb bed asleep
Stranger: so death woulnd't do much bad
You: yah i know thats why it sucks
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i'm confused
You: im not, beacause im god
Stranger: who are you again
You: god
Stranger: that's some weirdshit
You: no its not , my son jesus is also here with me
Stranger: were'nt you the same dude?
You: noo, i think hes my son
Stranger: and how did you get a virgin pregnat, you have like a really smal dick or what?
You: but not really, i think i kinda need dna test him , i think maria cheated on me
You: hahaha
You: im god
You: i can do anything
Stranger: i think she cheated
Stranger: with someone with a smal dick
You: yah i know thats why i send her downstairs, shes burning now
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i'd cheat on you though
Stranger: any change to fuck around you're ass i'd take
You: thats why youwill burn to
Stranger: i doubt it
Stranger: but
Stranger: sure daddy sure:)
You: yyaeh , but dont be sad its pretty awsome down there
You: really hot
Stranger: hot chicks around to?
You: yeah, really hot
Stranger: on fire_hot?
You: on fire hot
Stranger: cool
Stranger: my dad left me
Stranger: don't you feel sorry for me?
You: thats god wish then
You: thats my favourite phrase
You: everyone accept it
You: do you?
Stranger: nope, sorry
Stranger: how's that feel up your ass all these atheist ?
You: too be honest, the atheists all go to heaven
You: i dont like christians lickin ass
Stranger: to kick your ass?
You: noo they like me
You: im a partyer
Stranger: ah that's cool
Stranger: you on drugs all the time?
You: all the time baby
You: thats what heaven is, if there where alots of christians in heaven heaven would suck wouldn´t it?
Stranger: sure would
Stranger: altough i would think heaven is pretty simple just unending euforism
Stranger: so i would mind anybody
Stranger: wouldn't mind i meant
Stranger: but you already knew that
You: yes
You: i know everything
Stranger: but can i come by later today?
You: yeah
You: do so
Stranger: i figured your crip is alot cooler than mine
You: yaeh i figured too
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: fuckin god
Stranger: how were you created?
Stranger: you somebody's kid?
You: yes
Stranger: you universe's mind?
You: i created myself from
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i'm confused
You: i just created myself
Stranger: oh
You: beat that
Stranger: why would you work in mysterouis way's
Stranger: i would create a much better god i think
You: noo you would not
Stranger: yes i would you arrogant prick
You: im really awsome you could never create sometning like me
You: you are just a rib or wathever i made you from
Stranger: hey fuck you
Stranger: i'm a man
Stranger: women come from rib's
You: oh you read my book
Stranger: yeah parts
You: i can sign it for you
Stranger: lame fuckin book written by humans
You: no i wrote it
Stranger: no
You: okay you right i did not
Stranger: humans inspired by greed and paranoïa
Stranger: and a couple other creepy shit
You: yah, but they call it my book so i get the cred for it
Stranger: do you give blowjobs?
Stranger: i was wondering what it would be like to get a blowjob from god
You: no, im the one getting blowed stupid
You: im god
Stranger: stupid god
You: noo , im smart
Stranger: me no like you
You: i got soo many fans , especially in texas! thats my favourite state
Stranger: yeah i can understand that
Stranger: bible belt hooligans
You: haha there like fat there
You: they are fat and they belive in me
Stranger: yeah what's that all about :p
You: i think they think thay will be skinny when they come to heaven
You: haha
You: but they won´t
You: they wuill be fat and miserable
Stranger: they fall right trough the clouds
You: haha yes they will, throug the cluds down to my buddy lucifer
Stranger: to blow his ass
You: absolutley, he loves them
You: he collect them like pokemon
Stranger: such a dirty slut
You: yaeah he is
You: thats why he´s the devil
Stranger: badboy lucifer
You: im a slut too but the christians refuse to belive that
Stranger: me to
Stranger: you don't even exsist
You: thay just close theitr eyes and turn theother cheek
You: i do!
Stranger: just a fragment of my imaganation
Stranger: this al is
You: no, im real i just dont give a shit about anybody
Stranger: from the chair i'm sitting in to the god i dont believe in
Stranger: nothing is real
You: you are really deep
Stranger: there is only my imaganation
You: youre deeper than god
Stranger: yeah i'm hardcore baby
Stranger: told you i'd make a better god
You: you might
You: but i got the powers!
Stranger: yeah that's true
Stranger: lets team up
You: noo, you are to smart you will stab me in the back
Stranger: damn
Stranger: you're smarter then i thought
You: yeah im pretty smart actually
Stranger: oh that was all just a part of your fuckin mysterious ways
You: yeah i think so
You: i didnt made that phrase but it sound pretty hot
You: im so mysterious
Stranger: must have been lucifer
Stranger: always the helping hand that guy
Stranger: yeah you've got shizzlelefizzled
You: yeah , im pretty jealous of him actually.. thats why i talk shit about him
You: i make an orcan and then i blame him
You: huricane
Stranger: sneaky motherfucker
You: yah , worked didnt it
Stranger: yeah if you created yourself then wouldn't it make you a mother fucker if you mastrubate
You: ohshit youre smart
You: im kinda incest
Stranger: yeah that shit goes deep
You: thats gross actually
You: but im god, so my fans woulnt care
Stranger: true words bro
Stranger: what you think of obama god?
You: i like them when theyre really fanatic
You: obama?
Stranger: you joking with this guy or what?
You: yeah
You: i dont know
You: i was away when he won
You: i liked bush , he was really hansome
Stranger: haha
Stranger: you made him out of your image didn't you
Stranger: ya ugly bastard
You: yeah i did, from the bones of hitler
Stranger: bet you didn't mary yourself before you impregnated yourself
Stranger: that's they don't know where his remains are
You: oh youre so clever
Stranger: dissin' god is what i do you know
You: you do?
Stranger: not really
Stranger: just sounded cool
You: it did
You: it sure did
Stranger: thanks man
Stranger: that really means allot coming from god
Stranger: but can you clean up around here it's a mess
You: i like it messy
Stranger: my mother doesn't
You: then you should clean your room
You: thats gods wish
Stranger: no my room can be messy
Stranger: that's okay
Stranger: my room is none of her bussines
You: in heaven its really clean
Stranger: it's the living room
Stranger: so clean te living room
Stranger: you're me bitch
You: no im god
Stranger: now some they do and some the don't
Stranger: and some you just cant tell
You: everybody is my biaatch
You: huh?
You: thats too deep
Stranger: yeah i just ripped it from a song though
You: what song?
Stranger: goodbye stranger
You: i know i wrote it
You: im god
Stranger: no supertramp wrote it
Stranger: you inspired them?
You: i made them , so i wrote it
Stranger: just give me motion and set me free
Stranger: hit the road jack, but don't you comin back no more ,no more, no more, no more
You: yeaah...
You: have you ever prayed to me?
Stranger: nope never
Stranger: i've thougt sometimes that you'd better apear to me soon or i wouldn't believe in you
Stranger: but that's allong time ago
Stranger: don't really care
Stranger: if you do excist you're not intresting
You: someday i will start the acapolypse
Stranger: couldn't care less
You: then everybody will pray so much and i will laugh
You: hahah
Stranger: i wouldn't pray
Stranger: i'm badass
You: i know
Stranger: harcore motherfucker
You: they one who prays are not the ones i will party with in heaven
Stranger: yeah would be way to many assholes to party with
Stranger: all them fucktards humpin on yo ass
You: hahahahha
You: yeah
You: they think i listen to their prays
You: thats whats make it so fun
Stranger: asshole
Stranger: but i really need to clean up that mess now
Stranger: cant go the hole day around talkin to god now can i
You: no you cant, see you in hell .. or heaven
Stranger: nah
You: i think i will move down there soon
Stranger: not planning on dying
Stranger: so i just won't
You: someday you might
Stranger: i've got them powers to ya know
You: really?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i've just been messin with you the hole time
You: then .. see you on the battlefienld
Stranger: i'm jesus
Stranger: sorry dad
You: you my son ?
Stranger: yeah
You: you tricky bastard
Stranger: thanks dad
You: then you must clean your room dammit!
Stranger: done
Stranger: bye bye fucktard
You: byyee my son!
You: sorry for the cross thing
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jag tror allt jag gjorde han till en beliver tillslut dontyathink
http://omegle.com/, tack som fan william för denna UNDERBARA SIDA!!:D
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